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thejunipertree ([personal profile] thejunipertree) wrote2002-02-18 09:05 pm

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The Wee One: >:O

me: If you just gave me an AIM warning, I'M going to zap YOU. Non-consenual zapping. Zapping with intent.

The Wee One: !!!!1

The Wee One: =-O

me: Choose your words carefully, my poppet.
Did I receive a warning?

The Wee One: I'll warn you! WARN YOU INTO THE GROUND!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
1111!

me: You couldn't warn me on the warningest day of your warning life with an electrified warning machine!

The Wee One: As it so happens, I *do* have an electrified warning machine!

me: You lie.

The Wee One: It's called E's computer. :P

me: Computer in the very loosest sense of the word, I'd say.

The Wee One: I laugh at his 10 gig hardrive.

me: I just laugh at him, in general. Like a funny little monkey in a Unibomber sweatshirt.

The Wee One: :O

The Wee One: Oh my.

me: He's awfully cute when that little vein in his forehead starts throbbing...

The Wee One: /snicker

me: So, are you ready to rock?

The Wee One: M'lady, I already rocketh.

me: w00t1

The Wee One: What's the time?

me: 9:09

The Wee One: >:O

The Wee One: I said What's the time?!

me: *sighs*

me: It's time to buy ale, Ninja.

The Wee One: /cheer

The Wee One: 11111

The Wee One: !!!!!!1