Vanity, thy name is DUMBASS!!!!

[thejunipertree]

Last night, in the wee hours, I decided to reshave my undercut. It needed it rather badly, as I was wolfing to a disgusting degree. It's one in the morning, everyone is asleep, and I can't take the new growth a second longer.

So, what do I do?

Take the clippers to the back of my head myself.

And what happened?

I'm now missing a medium size chunk of hair from the underside of my head. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!11!!

I'm such a tool. ^_^