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	meetzemonsta User Number: 107932 Date Created:2001-04-21 Number of Posts: 406
Tara sleeps in a closet. She is also known to shout at odd moments, "I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!"
Strengths: pigtails, Master of the Sarcasmo Ray, holds a Doctorate in Profanity, running conversation in circles until the adversary has no idea which end is up
Weaknesses: shiny things, platform shoes, hair ribbons, Nick Cave
Special Skills: can dive under a table in two seconds when confronted by a zombie scarecrow on stilts
Weapons: invisibility in a can, nano droogies, frequent and generous usage of the word 'cunt' in all its forms
Quote: Go, 'pillar! Go!