hurty

[thejunipertree]

My left eye has been rubbed raw and red by one yours truly.

Ow.

Someone, please tell me why I do these things?

It's late. I should be in bed. But, I've no desire to sleep currently. I could sit up all night like this, with endless cigarettes and ice water. Smoking and drinking.

I had so many words to say, just now. But, they disappeared.

Comments

[corez23.livejournal.com]

*hastily constructs one of those cone things they put round dog's necks to stop them from scratching their wounds, but giant-size*

*hands it to you*

There you go. Unfortunately I had to oversize the cone because of the length of your arms, so you won't be able to get through any doorways with it on. But it will stop you rubbing your eyeeeees!

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

heh.

Years ago, one of our cats almost chewed off his own penis in an effort to remove an obstruction. We had to put one of those collars on him, after the surgery, to stop him from
going at the wound. I, in my eternal snarkiness, used to call him "Buckethead". Whenever he ate, he looked for all the world like a giant suction cup.

o_0

[wemble.livejournal.com]

you're not getting anything keen for your birthday. you are getting a custom-made first aid kit. complete with suggested bucket.