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thejunipertree ([personal profile] thejunipertree) wrote2003-08-05 05:09 am

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I miss my girls so badly sometimes, I can fucking taste it on my tongue.
I wish we all lived on the same block. Then we could stick our heads out our windows and HOLLAH whenever there needed to be shit talking done.

Of course, being the alpha bitches that we all are, we'd probably murder each other in our sleep. One by one.

Either that, or we'd rise up and take over the planet.
World fucking domination. Ninja bitches, pigtail bitches, Elvis bitches, bitches wielding needles, and bitches wielding foam swords. Bitches with bunnies and bitches stealing hubcaps.

In the words of one of the aforementioned bitches, "Fear us, for we are cute and angry and we wear ridiculous shoes."

This journal entry has been brought to you by the letters "EFF" and "U".

And it was written while sampling an absolutely marvelous glass of 72 Chateau de Boot in the Ass.

Gangland Style!

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2003-08-05 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I love yooooou!

[identity profile] aprilrobin.livejournal.com 2003-08-05 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
*sniff*

Let's reclaim Camden in the name of the Gang Bang.
Start knitting a flag.

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2003-08-05 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'ma move to fuckin' Camden, just to piss Chris off.

[identity profile] aprilrobin.livejournal.com 2003-08-05 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll move with you!!
That's my hood.
I got yer back... until we take over of course.

[identity profile] evilbalddago.livejournal.com 2003-08-06 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
nice knowing you. ;-)

white bitch taste mighty fine.

15 mph!

[identity profile] ninjalicious.livejournal.com 2003-08-05 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
CRIME SPREE!

[identity profile] vivaemptiness.livejournal.com 2003-08-05 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
omg i'm also an evil alpha bitch~!~!!! WOOHOO.

ps. better a boot in the ass than a boot in the poon, if you know what i mean.

[identity profile] evilbalddago.livejournal.com 2003-08-06 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Um... ok. *grin*

[identity profile] wemble.livejournal.com 2003-08-06 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
you come see me soon! we eat jumbalaya!

[identity profile] theepumpkingirl.livejournal.com 2003-08-09 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
*mwah!*