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thejunipertree) wrote2004-01-14 02:41 pm
thejunipertree) wrote2004-01-14 02:41 pm
profiling
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dartsdelight studied Criminal Profiling a while back and posted a short questionaire in her journal of five questions that one is to answer and then she posts her deductions and observations from your answers.These are the questions (and my answers) she
#1. What article of clothing best describes your personality and why?
The Ultimate Little Black Dress (TM) which is supposed to be a part of every woman's closet. It's verstile and can change at a moment's notice.
#2. What colors and patterns make up the sound of your voice?
Smoky grey swirls, with occasional bright green spikes.
#3. If you could pgymy size any animal which animal would you choose?
The humpback whale, to about betta fish size.
#4. What song lyric best describes your mood at this moment and why?
"cast the pearls aside, of a simple life of need
come into my life forever
the crumbled cities stand as known
of the sights you have been shown
of the hurt you call your own
love is suicide"
Because love isn't the fluffy little pink cloud that starry eyed poets make it out to be. Sometimes it has great sharp teeth. And the fucker likes to bite.
#5. You are having a dinner party -name seven people living or dead that you would invite.
Joshua Norton I, Emperor of America
Pope John Paul II
Judas Iscariot
Alice Liddell
Nick Cave
Edgar Allan Poe
Eddie Izzard
And this is her
You are one of the old souls, finding yourself often feeling misplaced in this world. You often question why you were born at this time rather than some part of history that appeals to your senses more. You are someone that thinks big because to think small is too confining for you and you like to dream of possibility if you must live in practicality. You are an extremely sensitive person, given to great acts of love and many struggles with emotional expression -you fear that your own hurts will indirectly hurt others and you have a hard time dealing with inflicting that kind of pain even at the cost of your own emotional well-being. You have an extreme sense of black comedy -that is the humerous in the bizarre and macabre. You delight in pointing out people's idiosynchrasies and you make sure to surround yourself with people that challenge your humor and intelligence. You are prone to bouts of self doubt and defeat but you always manage to come back to things. You are tired of going but you know that the only other option is to give up and you don't want to let anyone down. You are fiercely protective and proud of your friends and while you give your love sparingly to those that have truly earned it, when they have, they have earned your complete loyalty. You have a child's appreciation for many things perhaps because you understand that innocence makes things more appealing and oftentimes you wish you could go back to the point when responsibilities were few and magick with a "k" was still all around you.
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I can also show you the rudiments if you have some form of messenger preferably Yahoo -its better to do it where you can converse verbally with people but I can give you both some general tricks of the trade.
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*Sigh* A bitches work is never done.
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I think you learning how to do this would up your sleaze factor from 'smarmy' to 'really fucking creepy'.
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You're just sleazy.
hee!
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i'm still waiting for a reply to my email!
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hint.
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/gid
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Your story has become tiresome.
Now is the time on Sprokets when we dance!!
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The kind that goes on crime sprees!
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Holy fuck!
DING!
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