wtf?

[thejunipertree]

This was in my inbox this morning:

Hello, I'm 19 old age a boy, I'm a gay, and I find a friend. I'm rich a boy, all to bear the expense of foods, party and more... please call me +090536 886 28 33 thank you very much, i love you. Mehmet.

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS MEHMET THE FRIENDLESS GAY BOY LOVES ME!!!

On another, slightly annoying but still wtf, note: my goddamn left turn signal has bitched out on me. Again. This cunting thing has been replaced no less then three times in the past five months. I am beginning to grow weary of it.

Comments

[rhiann31.livejournal.com]

good use of cunting...impressive, even...very smooth...

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

Tara and Mehmet sitting in a tree...

uh... I got nothing.

^_^

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

Bunny, no!!

[acrorat.livejournal.com]

Excellent - why do you get all the good ones?

At least be thankful it's your left signal that is out, as you can just stick your arm out of the window. I'd have to carry an (extra) broomstick!

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

Mehmet...hehehehe. At least you get GOOD junk email, I just porn and Viagra ads.

If your turn signal has pooped out that frequently I'd wager there's a short or surge coming from somewhere.....

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

is it the bulb that keeps burning out? or is there like a short,,either yopu make a fuckbucket of left turns or something isnt right,,,,there really really really to replace tho it will cost you six bucks ten minutes a pair of wire cutters some electrical tape and a blanket

[evilbalddago.livejournal.com]

*COUGHS very loudly*

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Something in your throat?

[evilbalddago.livejournal.com]

*HACK!*