>:O

[thejunipertree]

Well.

My wallet wasn't in the office of the diner. I do know exactly where I left it, though. On top of the claw machine in the diner's lobby. Fucking claw machines. I always knew they were out to get me, since I was so good at getting things out of them.

So, some slap happy asshole is currently whooping it up with my rent money. THANKS, FUCKER! GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE!

I hope whoever it was that picked up my wallet, and decided to not be a standup guy and you know-TURN IT IN, gets an absolutely scorching case of chlyamydia.

The kind where they're too stupid to figure out that they've got an STD and thinks it's just a urinary infection, so they don't do anything until they realize their shit is turning black and about to fall right the fuck off.

Pissfuckers.

I'm so mad at myself right now, it's not even funny.

I was the dumbass that left my wallet.
I was the retard that forgot it.
I was the numbskull who got too distracted by oohshinyshinyshiny! to realize I left my wallet on top of the stupid claw machine. Fucking birdbrain.

I've frozen my bank accounts, my mother's account, and two credit cards so far. Tomorrow, I need to go to DMV and get a new driver's license, which is most definitely going to be an enjoyable time.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the clocktower.

Comments

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

Maybe they will still come through; some people do have consciences. I at least hope so. I once found a wallet with no ID and $700 CASH in it, and actually turned it in. The person came and claimed it... i left my #, because they said they'd give it to me if no one claimed it in two weeks.... she called me and was so thankful. I am trying to cosmically pass any found wallet karma owed to me over to you.

*hug*

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

Rest assured I will be right next to you in the clocktower.

That said, and I know this is kinda useless advice, please don't be so hard on yourself. Shit happens. Accidents happen. You aren't a dumbass.

bah!

[bluemoonbaby.livejournal.com]

much fist shakin' and cursing the wretch that is without a soul! i am sorry!!! :(

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

Room for one more on the tower?

[babyraven.livejournal.com]

Man, that really blows. I'm so sorry. :(

Try not to beat yourself up about it too much, we all do dumbass stuff sometimes. God knows I have!