thejunipertree: (not drunk)
thejunipertree ([personal profile] thejunipertree) wrote2005-03-19 01:26 am

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I'm drunk.

Woo boy, am I drunk.

Combine seven disgruntled abortionists (four of which pussed out for parts unknown early in the evening), two boyfriends, 20 margaritas and a metric fucktonne of highly tasty Mexican food.

Wackiness ensues.

What also ensues is a three-hundred dollar tab, one MIA cell phone (mine, might I add), and some mighty feisty shit talking.

Joanna and I shook hands when we discovered that twenty margaritas had been consumed. The two of us were probably the ones who ordered most of them. Amanda helped some, but she switched to dirty martinis and then Victory brand beer (lager? I have no earthly idea).

I'm a bit irritated at being unable to find my cell phone, but it's possible that I left it in my office. That will be found out tomorrow when I drag my sorry ass into work.

[identity profile] dabble.livejournal.com 2005-03-19 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear ghods I would sell a kidney for a margaritta right now.

Failing that I would rent it out.

[identity profile] ninjalicious.livejournal.com 2005-03-19 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Seven disgruntled abortionists walk into a bar....