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thejunipertree) wrote2005-05-07 01:28 am
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rachieo
1) My uncle: has not spoken to me since my mother died in November.
2) Never in my life: have I successfully performed a cartwheel.
3) When I was five: I thought that Heaven was a poppy field full of softly falling snow. Some things don't change.
4) High school was: an interesting experiment I wouldn't choose to repeat.
5) I will never forget: when I was twelve or so and ate roadkill cat on a bet.
6) I once met: a little boy who laughed only when you said the word, 'banana'.
7) There’s this girl I know who: sleeps with a stuffed animal under her arm and a knife under her pillow.
8) Once, at a bar: I challenged the bartender to a duel at dawn, with pistols. I got a free drink for my troubles.
9) By noon I’m usually: cursing the name of anyone who eats Chik-fil-A.
10) Last night: I drew a sketch on the back of an envelope to demonstrate the mechanics of a water bong.
11) If I only had: a sock full of red-hot nickels, I would be queen of Spain.
12) Next time I go to church, I: will not say, "Moneyshot!" when hit in the face with holy water by the priest.
13) Terri Schiavo: is dead. UNDEAD! UNDEAD! UNDEAD!
15) When I turn my head left, I see: my reflection in the window.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my ferrets sleeping in their bed, with little pink noses poking out through the cage bars.
17) You know I’m lying when I say: "I'm fine."
18) What I miss most about the eighties: couldn't drown a flea.
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: a holy fool.
20) By this time next year: I expect to have my left tattoo sleeve finally finished.
21) This time last year: my mother told me she wasn't ready to die.
22) I have a hard time understanding: non-Euclidean geometry and the stock market.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: get a t-shirt that says, "I'm a mortician. I WIN."
24) You know I like you if: I tease you mercilessly.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Emperor Norton I.
26) Quine, Kierkegaard, Bentham, Rawls: are four people I wouldn't want on my side in a knife fight.
27) Take my advice, never: tell the truth to immigration officials.
28) My ideal breakfast is: Earl Grey, cream and no sugar.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Turkish Song of the Damned", by the Pogues.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: sucker punch the dimwit that cut down my magnolia tree.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are four things I wouldn't bring to a knife fight.
32) Why won’t anyone: give me ether?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: complain about my cats or my smoking.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: a bucketful of crickets, a length of twine, and twenty pounds of peanut butter.
35) The world could do without: people who use the word, 'slather'.
36) My favourite blonde is: long dead and in the ground.
37) Paper clips are more useful than: gerbils.
38) If I do anything well, it’s: talk in circles.
39) One decision that consistently haunts me is: leaving Philadelphia.
40) And by the way: tell your mother I said, "Satan!"
rachieo1) My uncle: has not spoken to me since my mother died in November.
2) Never in my life: have I successfully performed a cartwheel.
3) When I was five: I thought that Heaven was a poppy field full of softly falling snow. Some things don't change.
4) High school was: an interesting experiment I wouldn't choose to repeat.
5) I will never forget: when I was twelve or so and ate roadkill cat on a bet.
6) I once met: a little boy who laughed only when you said the word, 'banana'.
7) There’s this girl I know who: sleeps with a stuffed animal under her arm and a knife under her pillow.
8) Once, at a bar: I challenged the bartender to a duel at dawn, with pistols. I got a free drink for my troubles.
9) By noon I’m usually: cursing the name of anyone who eats Chik-fil-A.
10) Last night: I drew a sketch on the back of an envelope to demonstrate the mechanics of a water bong.
11) If I only had: a sock full of red-hot nickels, I would be queen of Spain.
12) Next time I go to church, I: will not say, "Moneyshot!" when hit in the face with holy water by the priest.
13) Terri Schiavo: is dead. UNDEAD! UNDEAD! UNDEAD!
15) When I turn my head left, I see: my reflection in the window.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my ferrets sleeping in their bed, with little pink noses poking out through the cage bars.
17) You know I’m lying when I say: "I'm fine."
18) What I miss most about the eighties: couldn't drown a flea.
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: a holy fool.
20) By this time next year: I expect to have my left tattoo sleeve finally finished.
21) This time last year: my mother told me she wasn't ready to die.
22) I have a hard time understanding: non-Euclidean geometry and the stock market.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: get a t-shirt that says, "I'm a mortician. I WIN."
24) You know I like you if: I tease you mercilessly.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Emperor Norton I.
26) Quine, Kierkegaard, Bentham, Rawls: are four people I wouldn't want on my side in a knife fight.
27) Take my advice, never: tell the truth to immigration officials.
28) My ideal breakfast is: Earl Grey, cream and no sugar.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Turkish Song of the Damned", by the Pogues.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: sucker punch the dimwit that cut down my magnolia tree.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are four things I wouldn't bring to a knife fight.
32) Why won’t anyone: give me ether?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: complain about my cats or my smoking.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: a bucketful of crickets, a length of twine, and twenty pounds of peanut butter.
35) The world could do without: people who use the word, 'slather'.
36) My favourite blonde is: long dead and in the ground.
37) Paper clips are more useful than: gerbils.
38) If I do anything well, it’s: talk in circles.
39) One decision that consistently haunts me is: leaving Philadelphia.
40) And by the way: tell your mother I said, "Satan!"
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13) jasdfhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
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heh.
Little known fact about me, which I unthinkingly let my co-workers know about. I haven't heard the end of it since.
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It was just a little pinch of it, mind you. Not the WHOLE thing.
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13) HA!
17) *Writes that down*
35) I will have to remember that one.
Philadelphia would be a fuckton cooler with you in town.
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