thejunipertree: (RAWR!)
thejunipertree ([personal profile] thejunipertree) wrote2005-06-24 09:26 pm

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Dear Universe,

It's mildly amusing when you steal something from me and hide it away, making me believe it's gone forever so that I have to go out and buy a replacement, only to have me find said lost object not two months later.

It's not so fucking funny when you do it more than once.

Knock it off. Really.
I fucking mean it this time.

Love,
tara

didn't get back to you in time

[identity profile] bluemoonbaby.livejournal.com 2005-06-25 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
a) blow jobs
b) you can see the dude and men have more powerful jaws, and for the giver, well.... you got a cock in your mouth.

<3

Re: didn't get back to you in time

[identity profile] aprilrobin.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
My thoughts were exactly the same.