thejunipertree: (behind the mirror)
thejunipertree ([personal profile] thejunipertree) wrote2005-07-20 04:25 pm

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Who knew that soda expired?

I do now, fortunately. Or unfortunately, if you ask the interior of my mouth and my tastebuds, who are currently cowering in the corner and sobbing.

It was truly the most obscene thing I have ever had in my mouth. And from that one swallow, I feel slightly ill and acidic.

I reckon this is what comes of long hoarding sodas under one's work desk. This one was a year old, from the date on the bottom of the can.

There's a packet of chai in my drawer. Despite the thick and humid weather, I may brew it up in my enormous Cheshire Cat mug to get this taste out of my mouth. It, I am certain, is not expired and quite safe.

[identity profile] bluemoonbaby.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
It was truly the most obscene thing I have ever had in my mouth.


now...
nevermind.

[identity profile] mrbadluck.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
It was truly the most obscene thing I have ever had in my mouth.
wayyyyyy to easy

[identity profile] mrbadluck.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
It was truly the most obscene thing I have ever had in my mouth.




i just had to post that quote again for posterity

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
wayyyyyy to easy

I set 'em up and you knock 'em down. ;)

[identity profile] thane-of-ghosts.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
ewwww!!!

It was truly the most obscene thing I have ever had in my mouth. And from that one swallow,

Muhahahahha I won't even comment on that!

[identity profile] evilbalddago.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It was truly the most obscene thing I have ever had in my mouth.

:-D

So, I guess anything is better then? *cough*