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thejunipertree ([personal profile] thejunipertree) wrote2005-08-16 12:18 am
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love, thy name is L'Oreal

Dear L'Oreal,

How is it that my eyebrows, coaxed into perfect arches with your Le Kohl eyeliner (in onyx), manage to not only stay on during a knife fight, but also through-out the subsequent all-night-hanging-out-at-the-police-station? Your product is truly amazing and I have been singing its praises to everyone who will listen.

Never in my life have I experienced such staying power, not even with MAC. Your product is truly superior.

Your humble servant,

tara

P.S.
Don't get too cocky.
I still plan on using MAC for everything else.
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[identity profile] rhiann31.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
heh. good to know...

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
What are you doing up, young lady?!

[identity profile] rhiann31.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
uh, uh....*scampers off to bed*

[identity profile] biggerstaff.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, awesome!

[identity profile] babyraven.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
Knife fight? Police station? WTF did I miss?

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...buh?
You fell off my friends list! Wtf?

I must have clicked the box for your name in my last cleaning out spree, I fix that uno momento. Go back and check last week's entries.

[identity profile] babyraven.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I'm going to have to with teasers like that! Thanks for readding me, dahling.

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Fixed.
I was wondering why I hadn't seen you post in a while!

[identity profile] babyraven.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*scratches head*

I see you've readded me, yet when I go to your journal, I don't see any entries I haven't read. Nothing between the knife fight and sitting stoned in someone's basement!

Something's acting peculiar.

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing between the knife fight and sitting stoned in someone's basement!

I don't think you're going far back enough. Further back, to the first week of August.

Also, if that doesn't work, maybe try refreshing your cache?

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[identity profile] ninjalicious.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh g0d, I'd forgotten about the eyeliner. Remind me to ask you to do my roots for me. It is totally a business opportunity, I just hate the salon.

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[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Remind me to ask you to do my roots for me.

When do you want it done?

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[identity profile] ninjalicious.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sometime soon", which roughly translates to some time in the next month.

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[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Tomorrow night?

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[identity profile] ninjalicious.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That works!

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[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
/cheer!

[identity profile] vivaemptiness.livejournal.com 2005-08-17 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
yay, a good smelling package arrived for me today! thank you for the goodies :D

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2005-08-17 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
you are very much welcome!
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