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[thejunipertree]

I think this journal is going to become completely about how cold it is in my office building. That and how I'm never going to get over the fact that I wasn't born with a tail.

Some people go friends only, I go cold fucking office/bemoaning no tail only. Friends only is for sissies.



I've no idea what Tara does, but she's been doing it for a while and she does it well.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You should get a Lee Press-on Tail.

I forget where, but I read a story where a monster had one of those. Or maybe I wrote that story, but that might be more wishful thinking than anything.

:)

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Would a Lee Press-On Tail be able to pick things up and move them around? Like, could I hold a drink with it?

[missjanette.livejournal.com]

i love the hoes up icon so fucking much.

also, gangsta meets cracka - pimps up! HOEDOWN.

also, i require the calling on the phone of the tara. soon, like. once i remove my head from my ass. a head-ass-ectomy. that's what i need.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

also, i require the calling on the phone of the tara. soon, like. once i remove my head from my ass. a head-ass-ectomy. that's what i need.

Call me whenever you are able, miss. I will be home tonight, if'n you remove your head from your posterior soon. ;)

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I sent you that anonymous comment about a Lee Press-on-Tail. And I actually know I did write that, but it was a Lee Press-on-Fur, not tail. Nonetheless, you deserve one. ^_^

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I somehow thought that was you. ;)

[anisolate.livejournal.com]

If you had a tail, you might be a lizard, and then your ass would be EVEN COLDER!!

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

No way, I don't want a lizard tail. I want a ring-tailed lemur tail. It would match my stockings.


(although a gecko tail would also be cool.)

[necro2607.livejournal.com]

pretty off-topic but just wanted to say the stripey-socks icon is totally hot!! and thus worth posting a comment about. :D

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Thanks!
That photo was taken many moons ago, in a Denny's. I miss those shoes.

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

You could always buy one of the small space heaters and bring it to the office. That's what I did when I realized how "witches tit" cold my office is in winter......

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I stole Amanda's heater over the weekend, but its controls have stumped me. Somehow, it only blows out regular air, rather then HOT air.

It should've said Norm Life Baby.

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

In other news that laser magic bean is fucking giant!

Re: It should've said Norm Life Baby.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

omfg!
That is a giant bean!

why eat hundreds of little beans when you can have one: BIG FAT BEAN

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

For days I was wondering WTF because I was sure I would've seen it starting to poke through already.. then finally day before yesterday I see this *lift* in the soil, and was like christ, no wonder. It's like a 3rd of the size of the can mouth!