thejunipertree (
thejunipertree) wrote2007-03-19 07:26 pm
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conversation from this weekend
me: I would LOVE to have a backpack of molotov cocktails. That would be awesome. That would be the BEST.
Mister Kyle: Dear Jesus, thank you for not letting Tara have a backpack of molotov cocktails. Love, Kyle.
The Engineer: Amen.
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hrmph.
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Conversation with Joanna just now, on the phone:
me: Hey. I've got a question for you.
her: Ok, shoot.
me: Would it be a good or bad idea if-
her: No. NO.
me: What? I didn't even finish what I was saying.
her: If you have to ask me if it's a good or bad idea, then that means it's automatically a bad idea.
me: Goddamnit.
her: So, what's the question?
me: Is it a good or bad idea for me to have a backpack of molotov cocktails?
her: WHAT? NO. WHO'S GOING TO GIVE YOU THAT?!
me: hee.
her: It is a stupendously bad idea. You'd see something shiny, forget you had a backpack of molotov cocktails, then light a cigarette. Bad idea. BAD IDEA.
Mister Kyle: Dear Jesus, thank you for not letting Tara have a backpack of molotov cocktails. Love, Kyle.
The Engineer: Amen.
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hrmph.
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Conversation with Joanna just now, on the phone:
me: Hey. I've got a question for you.
her: Ok, shoot.
me: Would it be a good or bad idea if-
her: No. NO.
me: What? I didn't even finish what I was saying.
her: If you have to ask me if it's a good or bad idea, then that means it's automatically a bad idea.
me: Goddamnit.
her: So, what's the question?
me: Is it a good or bad idea for me to have a backpack of molotov cocktails?
her: WHAT? NO. WHO'S GOING TO GIVE YOU THAT?!
me: hee.
her: It is a stupendously bad idea. You'd see something shiny, forget you had a backpack of molotov cocktails, then light a cigarette. Bad idea. BAD IDEA.
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You know, the other day a friend of mine was helping me go through my friends list and booting people, and they were like, "Who is 'meetzemonsta'?" And I said, "OH! She is a goth girl who is pursuing an edumacation in mortuary sciences, and she likes Goblin Market by that Rossetti woman!" And they said, "Well, you have to keep her then." And I said, "I KNOW."
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Go take my poll then!
And they said, "Well, you have to keep her then." And I said, "I KNOW."
hee!
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*goes to vote in poll*
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He is playing in NJ on April 7!
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