An open letter to Nick Cave

[thejunipertree]

Dear Mr. Cave,

What the SHIT is up with the goddamn mustache? For real, man. Did you lose a fucking bet or something?
I seriously adore your new band and you're still a god among men, but your facial hair is really starting to freak me out.

Please make it go away.

Love,
tara

P.S.
My deepest condolences on the death of your hairline. I blame all that Aquanet when you were in The Boys Next Door and The Birthday Party.

Comments

[edwards.livejournal.com]

I hadn't seen that image before, so I searched.

The Proposition is out on DVD, so I shall acquire it. And that moustache... I think that Southern American Gothic bit him and he had too much gumbo.

[acrorat.livejournal.com]

Poor old Nick! He looked fine when last I saw him.

I have the Proposition on DVD but haven't watched it yet. Guess that's a private date for the G5 and Cinema Display - the brats can wait till I've seen it.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I've had the Proposition on DVD for a few months now, but haven't gotten around to watching it. grr.

[acrorat.livejournal.com]

It's been tough - all the Battlestars Galacticas and Regenesis DVDs to watch, and the foreign films, and a holiday. I don't know how I find the time!

[dabble.livejournal.com]

He is playing here live soon. I keep thinking I should go just for you.

Maybe I could take a sign.

"Rogaine=Head; Epilady=Face"

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

"Rogaine=Head; Epilady=Face"

HAHAHAHAHA!

That is priceless!