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[thejunipertree]

Imagine, if you will, two young women standing in a department store. They are examining a shirt. One woman is wearing jeans and a puffy jacket, with a long scarf. The other is dressed completely in black, with combat boots. The one in jeans bares a strong resemblence to wemble and the other is a dead ringer for me.

Woman #1: Do you like this shirt? Should I try it on?
Woman #2: Yeah! It's kind of old-fashiony.
Woman #1: I don't know. What could I wear it with?
Woman #2: A black skirt. Do you have one of those?

OH WELL PLAYED, MISS WEMBLE. WELL PLAYED.

>:O

Comments

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

LOL. And I only type that when it's true. =D

[wemble.livejournal.com]

Woman #1 purchases hip, swirly earrings because they match her nose ring. True story.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

The best part?

When I showed them to the Engineer, he said: "Wow, they match your nosering."

And then I laughed until I snorted.

[acrorat.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. Own goal!