thejunipertree

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

meetzemonsta sent to me...

Twelve bettas drumming

Eleven magpies piping

Ten zombies a-leaping

Nine sharks dancing

Eight breakbeats a-milking

Seven cigarettes a-swimming

Six peppermints a-laying

Five bla-a-a-ack-billed magpies

Four villainous eyebrows

Three comic books

Two mary janes

...and a bourbon in a bacon apple pie.

I think you're the first person on my friends list who hasn't gotten 'five bo-o-o-dy modifications' for their fifth one.