errrr...thanks?

[thejunipertree]

The Wee One dropped by this evening with a big bag
full of Christmas presents for me. I got a tea reading
set (complete with tea cup and saucer), a Witches calender,
some chocolate, and a strange can with pictures of a cubed
black substance. Kind of like gothic cranberry sauce (the
jellied kind, that holds the shape of the can).

Yeah, she has no idea what the fuck it is, either. It says
"grass jelly" on the can. She just likes to buy strange
things for her friends as presents.

Carrie did a web search for me and came up with that it's...
well...grass jelly. And that it's commonly a drink. A cold
drink. Or put into a cold drink.

I'm afraid of it.
I fear the grass jelly.

Pika-FUCKED UP!

That tells you all about it.
I'm going to have to stick with that guy's opinion.
Despite the Engineer and Carrie leaning on me
to try it.

Comments

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

pus-sy.

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

tsk-tsk-tsk

Tara, I am so let down. I thought you were badass.

Eat it, and then take a picture of you eating it. Or something.

I once saw a Web site where someone ate Nad's ad posted pics and reviews. Are you saying he's tougher than you are?

My dreams are shattered.

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

i don't think she realizes what she is in possession of. edible. black. asian. food. hel-lo, tara! so it's made of figs, so what? figs are a symbol of fornication or fucking or something. chop some plums, some apples, some really dark red cherries, keep the juice, add some blackberry wine, cube your weird jelly shit & there's a fabulous, spooky dessert to go along with my black beans, rice, & blood sausage dish. :P

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I also don't eat black beans, rice, OR blood sausage. :P

Last night, the Engineer kept badgering me about trying it.
It finally ending with me telling him that if he wanted
to know what it tasted like so much, then he should eat it.

His response?

"Bring it on."

Yuck.

You people are freaks.

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

well, the blood sausage bit was just to complete the "gothic dish."

but are you saying that you would not eat black rice? come on, this stuff is the coolest. it even leaves a purplish water behind. it tastes like normal rice, just a bit more firm. not sticky at all.

so, what did he think of the stuff?

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I tend to just stay away from rice in general.
Too many shades of the Lost Boys for me to be
entirely comfortable.

"Maggots. You're eating maggots, Michael. How do they taste?"

AGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

And I wouldn't let him eat the grass jelly, either.
I kind of like the idea of just keeping it in the
can. Preserving its posterity and all that rubbish.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

If he ate Nad's?

Yeah, he's much more hardcore than me.
He also now has a smooth, hairless esophagas as well. ;)

I spelled that wrong, didn't I?