die cricket! die!

[thejunipertree]

If this hurricane everyone's talking about actually effects the East coast, I'm praying it drowns the fucking cricket that's been pestering me all goddamn week.

Comments

[thane-of-ghosts.livejournal.com]

Get a Gekco, that will take care of it...

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

I used to have a Tokay gecko named Sirhan Sirhan. But, as much I would love another one, I just have too many animals as it is right now.

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

I'll say.

[rpickering.livejournal.com]

When I first read that I assumed you meant cricket as in the game we Brits invented and play... badly. It took a minute before I actually realised you meant those annoying little insect buggers, after which your post made a lot more sense :-)

[evilbalddago.livejournal.com]

HA HA :-) Die cricket DIE!

[drolorezekim.livejournal.com]

yeah!
hurricane!
there is a cricket at my work who has lived there, somehow, for a week now.
I don't know what the hell it's eating.
It lives behind an old dusty vending machine
in a dark corner.
What do crickets eat? aphids? there aren't
any aphids behind there, that's for sure.

-m

[wemble.livejournal.com]

he's a loud little fucker, too...