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thejunipertree ([personal profile] thejunipertree) wrote2003-03-23 11:54 pm

pigtails and polygons

Peanut butter Ritz Bits. Cigarettes. Bottle of cold water. Watching the Prophecy.

This is like Heaven.

Christopher Walken as Gabriel could kick my ass six ways to Sunday and you'd hear nary a complaint fall from my lips. mrrr!

I looked for a cagemate for Aardie this weekend, but none were to be found. The one shop I went to, the girls working the small animal department looked at me like I'd grown another head when I asked if they had any Dumbos. They did have a few very nice and young male rats, but they were all too big. And the rats that were small enough were female. Which just will not do.

I can't have fifty nekkid baby rats. Even if it would be a lot of fun to play with them.
One of the babies that the petshop showed me was so young, that its eyes weren't even open yet. He wasn't for sale as a pet, the girl was just showing it to me. And I held him, small and warm, in the palm of my hand. And his blind little face quested around my fingers for something to latch onto.

He half sat up and attempted to do the face washing thing that rats do, which slays me everytime, and I melted. If he was a bit older, he would have gone home in my pocket.

If I had any pockets, that is.

[identity profile] aprilrobin.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a major huge crush on Christopher Walken. It one of those things that I don't tell a lot of people.
I feel better now.

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
d00d.

Walken is like in my top five of lust gods. :D

[identity profile] aprilrobin.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Who are the other top 4??? I gotta hear this!

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
hee! In order from top of the list to bottom:

(1.) Nick Cave
(2.) ThEnigma
(3.) Crispin Glover
(4.) Christopher Walken
(5.) Tim Roth

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Crispin H. Glover is my main man. I am pretty sure he is still unmarried. I may have to find his address and start sending him strange things. Pictures of me and Sam, for instance. Maybe he will adore me, and sing "Ben" to me as I drift off in his bed, shaped like a rat cage...


Um.
So what if he's almost 40?

[identity profile] aprilrobin.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, ok.. my list is a little different but ... I have to agree with you Tim Roth - he's totally up there with Walken :)

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Give up the goods, woman!

[identity profile] aprilrobin.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL,

1)Adrian Brody
2)Mark Wahlberg (yeah, yeah I know but we all have one)
3)Christopher Walken
4)David Bowie
5)Jason Lee

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Jason Lee is a new obsession of mine.
I want to pluck his eyebrows.

[identity profile] aprilrobin.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL... don't ruin him for me!!! I think Tim Roth just moved up a notch.

I used to know Jason lee back in the day, before he was famous .. back when I was a skater chick (shhhhhh).

here's my list.

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
x. crispin glover
x. peter steele
x. billy kidman
x. LEGOLASSSSSSSSSSSCHHHHHHHH
x. your brother










i don't have a fifth. sue me.

Re: here's my list.

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
wait. screw billy kidman, i've forgotten alan rickman. !@?

Re: here's my list.

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
HAR HAR HAR! I'M TELLLLLLIIIIING!

I just watched 'Sense and Sensibility' (which he is in) the other night. wooo momma.

[identity profile] muridae.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*squee*

Is there anything cuter than a tiny hairless rat? I think not. :D

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
heh.

If I could just get a blue Dumbo too, my life would be complete. :)

[identity profile] muridae.livejournal.com 2003-03-24 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
A-ha! Maybe I can help. =) My friend Renee breeds rats and focuses specifically on blue dumbos. I don't think she's got any litters right now, but you could email her and see what she's planning, or if she knows someone else who's got an upcoming litter.

http://www.ziggabella.com/

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-03-23 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and before I forget...

You should have a package on your doorstep in very short time.
Give Celeste many kisses from me when you open her. :D

[identity profile] muridae.livejournal.com 2003-03-24 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
w00t! Will do, ma'am!