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[thejunipertree]

Only Shadwell can take away the pain.



That's Shadwell.
I love him.


**EDIT OH MY FUCKING GOD EDIT**

I just received a phone call from Miss Jennie, who was in absolute hysterics because apparently an ex-boyfriend of mine is featured on today's episode of "Pat Croce's Moving In".

From the website:

Get a Job or Get Out!
If the "Blame Game" held a Super Bowl, Louis would be the star quarterback. He blames his diabetes, his parents, and his wife for the fact that he hasn't held a job for two years. Meanwhile, the financially strapped pair recently had to sell their wedding rings just to make ends meet. Clearly, Louis is at risk of losing everything – and everyone -- he holds dear. Can Pat motivate him to take action before his world collapses around him? Don't miss this!

OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Any of my friends would know Louis from such famous stories as, "The only guy I ever dated who was shorter then me!", "Snapple is called Snapple because there's apple juice in every flavour!" and "What do you mean flip-flops and a kilt aren't a good idea to wear tonight?"

I. Am. Going. To. Pee.

Comments

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

oh my god...

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Shadwell?
Or Louis?

;)

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

either one.
both.
dear lord, my head spins.

[babyraven.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD that was someone you know? I have never ever watched that show before, but I watched it today because I was laughing at how pathetic that guy was. That he turns out to be your ex, and that I just happened to have seen it, is bloody HILARIOUS.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

hahahaha!
This is such sweet, beautiful payback.
Miss Jennie has taped most of the show for me. I can't wait to see it.

[babyraven.livejournal.com]

He was such a surly little fuck. I can't wait until you see it. :D

[greyboy.livejournal.com]

Shadwell frightens me.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Do not hate the Shadwell!

[greyboy.livejournal.com]

I did not say I hated the Shadwell. I said I am frightened by the Shadwell. It puts fear in my heart. It looks like it would consume my soul along with whatever other parts of a human that would suit its palette.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

The soul consuming aspect of the Shadwell is the best part, I would say.

Well.

That and how his owners refer to that position he is in as the "full shad".

FRANKIE SAYS....

[bluemoonbaby.livejournal.com]

RELAX.

[boringjuliana.livejournal.com]

I am hopelesly in love with Shadwell.

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

oh my god it looks like someone geneticly crossed a cat with a backpack,,,like a living kitty schoolbag,,,hes sooo scary!,,,and he he lue!hahahahahahahaha does he stil have a mullet that looks like he put sould glow in it?

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

and he he lue!hahahahahahahaha does he stil have a mullet that looks like he put sould glow in it?

It wasn't a mullet, it was long haired combed back (a disgusting style, nonetheless). But, no. He doesn't have it anymore. It would seem he's cut off all of his hair and grew a beard. I don't know which is worse.

And his wife is like twenty times bigger then him. It's really fucking funny.