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[thejunipertree]

Only Shadwell can take away the pain.



That's Shadwell.
I love him.


**EDIT OH MY FUCKING GOD EDIT**

I just received a phone call from Miss Jennie, who was in absolute hysterics because apparently an ex-boyfriend of mine is featured on today's episode of "Pat Croce's Moving In".

From the website:

Get a Job or Get Out!
If the "Blame Game" held a Super Bowl, Louis would be the star quarterback. He blames his diabetes, his parents, and his wife for the fact that he hasn't held a job for two years. Meanwhile, the financially strapped pair recently had to sell their wedding rings just to make ends meet. Clearly, Louis is at risk of losing everything – and everyone -- he holds dear. Can Pat motivate him to take action before his world collapses around him? Don't miss this!

OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Any of my friends would know Louis from such famous stories as, "The only guy I ever dated who was shorter then me!", "Snapple is called Snapple because there's apple juice in every flavour!" and "What do you mean flip-flops and a kilt aren't a good idea to wear tonight?"

I. Am. Going. To. Pee.

Comments

[greyboy.livejournal.com]

Shadwell frightens me.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Do not hate the Shadwell!

[greyboy.livejournal.com]

I did not say I hated the Shadwell. I said I am frightened by the Shadwell. It puts fear in my heart. It looks like it would consume my soul along with whatever other parts of a human that would suit its palette.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

The soul consuming aspect of the Shadwell is the best part, I would say.

Well.

That and how his owners refer to that position he is in as the "full shad".