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[thejunipertree]

Dear the-five-felines-what-share-this-apartment-with-me,

I love you guys dearly, you know this. After all, I spend retarded amounts of money on your food and care.

However, could you knock it off with the kitty-cat rodeo in my bed at three in the morning?
Honestly. It's getting old.

Love,
tara

P.S.
And to the one of you who likes to put his face in my face while I'm sleeping and then endlessly lick his lips, quit it.
You know who you are.

Comments

[bukyou.livejournal.com]

My girlfriends cat left a dead mouse on the pillow next to my head. How you like them apples?

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

My ex-roommate's cat dropped a LIVE mouse behind me when I was lying on the couch. It ran up my shirt.

I win! ;D

[bukyou.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?! Well, this SAME cat (actually, before I was dating Amy, but it's the same cat) once crept out of a bedroom, inched her way ninja-like across the back of a couch and down the arm, to perch behind my head while I was innocently sitting on the floor playing video games, reached her not-declawed paw around the edge of my head, and batted me in the eyeball!

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?! Well one of the cats I currently live with once reached up and hooked my nose ring with one claw, then pulled it out. All because I was trying to hypnotize him into going into the kitchen and getting me a diet Coke.

[bukyou.livejournal.com]

Well, it obviously knew that Diet Coke is the liquid of the DEVIL.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

You're the DEVIL!

[bukyou.livejournal.com]

YOU are.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

*brandishes a board with a nail in it*

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

I'm totally jumping in.

My cat cost me $4000 in vet bills in less than 1 year.

I totally win. Or not. alskjdf.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

My cat cost me $4000 in vet bills in less than 1 year.

BETH WINS.

[bukyou.livejournal.com]

BETH IS THE DEVIL!

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

The devil ALWAYS wins, baby.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

doom-doom-TISH! doom-doom-TISH! doom-doom-TISH!
SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!!


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I just cracked myself up so bad.

[bukyou.livejournal.com]

You make me cry on the inside.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

You love it like a loving thing loves things.

[babyraven.livejournal.com]

My cats were fuckheads last night too. They kept waking me up having stampedey cat fights from about 1:45 until 2:30. I finally got pissed enough to get out of bed and lock them in the spare bedroom, which gave me a *little* respite, but after an hour of being locked up the howling to get free began.

I'm very tired and pissy this morning, as a result.