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[thejunipertree]

Dear the-five-felines-what-share-this-apartment-with-me,

I love you guys dearly, you know this. After all, I spend retarded amounts of money on your food and care.

However, could you knock it off with the kitty-cat rodeo in my bed at three in the morning?
Honestly. It's getting old.

Love,
tara

P.S.
And to the one of you who likes to put his face in my face while I'm sleeping and then endlessly lick his lips, quit it.
You know who you are.

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[babyraven.livejournal.com]

My cats were fuckheads last night too. They kept waking me up having stampedey cat fights from about 1:45 until 2:30. I finally got pissed enough to get out of bed and lock them in the spare bedroom, which gave me a *little* respite, but after an hour of being locked up the howling to get free began.

I'm very tired and pissy this morning, as a result.