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[thejunipertree]

Dear Lewis Black:

This letter is to officially inform you that you are soon to be my new boyfriend. Please do not be alarmed or call the police when I show up on your doorstep with a bottle of bourbon and a suitcase full of various toys of a sexual nature.

I also must ask that in the event you receive any angry letters or phone calls from my current boyfriend, you ignore said communication because he does not understand my burning love for you or my need to do dirty, naked things to you.

With all my heart,
tara

Comments

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

;laksjdflksdfa

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

No one understands my love for him!
*sob*

[greyboy.livejournal.com]

Holy crap! I'm listening to Lewis Black right now.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

His stand-up special, Black on Broadway, is on HBO right now.
I am in utter ecstasy.

[greyboy.livejournal.com]

I may have to introduce you to my former roommate, Sean. He IS Lewis Black. A younger version, but yes. He looks like him (to a certain extent), sounds like him, acts like him, even shouts like him.

[disastrid.livejournal.com]

i think everyone wants more of that tater salad.

[dabble.livejournal.com]

Awwww... could you at least share him with me?

I love him toooooooo.

[evilbalddago.livejournal.com]

I also must ask that in the event you receive any angry letters or phone calls from my current boyfriend, you ignore said communication because he does not understand my burning love for you or my need to do dirty, naked things to you.

*COUGH*
oh, please excuse me and my lonely penis who's name happens to be Lewis Black.