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Sep. 19th, 2005 12:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thejunipertreeDear Lewis Black:
This letter is to officially inform you that you are soon to be my new boyfriend. Please do not be alarmed or call the police when I show up on your doorstep with a bottle of bourbon and a suitcase full of various toys of a sexual nature.
I also must ask that in the event you receive any angry letters or phone calls from my current boyfriend, you ignore said communication because he does not understand my burning love for you or my need to do dirty, naked things to you.
With all my heart,
tara
This letter is to officially inform you that you are soon to be my new boyfriend. Please do not be alarmed or call the police when I show up on your doorstep with a bottle of bourbon and a suitcase full of various toys of a sexual nature.
I also must ask that in the event you receive any angry letters or phone calls from my current boyfriend, you ignore said communication because he does not understand my burning love for you or my need to do dirty, naked things to you.
With all my heart,
tara
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Date: 2005-09-19 04:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-19 04:40 am (UTC)*sob*