thejunipertree | (no subject)

I FUCKING NAILED GETTING THAT JOB!
CAN I GET A WHAT-WHAT?!

woo!

Today I also:

* made friends with a completely rocking girl in a wheelchair. She bummed a cigarette off me, then proceded to smoke it, ash it, then flick it in the outside butt can without using her hands. I had to put it in her mouth and light it for her, though. Her outlook on life was fucking amazing.
* drove all over South Jersey in an attempt to buy the director's cut of Land of the Dead, which came out yesterday. Target in Voorhees didn't have it. Target in Deptford didn't have. Best Buy in Deptford didn't have it. And Blockbuster in Lawnside will never have it, ever. They won't be carrying any version of Land of the Dead, don't know why. I finally wound up finding it in the Tower Records in Cherry Hill. I also managed to buy four other movies, because they were all ten dollars a piece.
* had a piece of chocolate silk cake for lunch. Ay papi.
* did not shoot my brother in the head for leaving beer bottles all over the kitchen.

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WOOOT WOOOOOT!
my cats do the cabbage patch for you.

Now, when you email me about jobs that you think may be my company, I can tell you: NO, I DO NOT WORK AT THAT PLACE OF BUSINESS, HOWEVER IT IS STILL SHADY AS ALL GET OUT AND I RECOMMEND YOU DO NOT APPLY FOR A JOB THERE.

1) Awesome icon,

vivaemptiness
2) Go Tara! Whoo hoooooooooooooooooooooo!!

DUDE! HIGH FUCKIN FIVE!! awesome on the job getting. and here is your what-what.

and am i the only one who thinks it's funny that you tried to find a horror movie in voorhees. i thought you were making that up.

and am i the only one who thinks it's funny that you tried to find a horror movie in voorhees. i thought you were making that up.

While it isn't unheard of for me to completely just make shit up, I am totally telling the truth on the Voorhees factor.

Also: thank you for the what-what. It was just my size!

01. WOO.

02. I just watched the director's cut and didn't see that many differences. But I am psyched that Matt labelled it an "instant classic," since he was convinced it would suck because his cousin complained about all the cgi zombies... which i didn't notice when I saw it in theatres, or when I was looking for them tonight.

*shrug*

I so wanna make zombie babies with Big Daddy. ROOOOAAAAR!

Congrats!!

Get on with ya bad freaky self!

Congrats on the job honey -sounds like it could definitely bring a lot of benefits with it.

As for cat puke I sympathize -I have 8 now-mobile puppies who scamper around leaving streams of pee trailing in their wake. They're cute -but they require constant cleanup -sometimes 6 or 7 times a day. Now whenever I hear the cat making the glugging noise I just want to throw up my hands and walk out.

RAWK!! Congrats!

Awesome! I take it they made a decent offer, too?