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[thejunipertree]

I FUCKING NAILED GETTING THAT JOB!
CAN I GET A WHAT-WHAT?!


woo!



Today I also:

* made friends with a completely rocking girl in a wheelchair. She bummed a cigarette off me, then proceded to smoke it, ash it, then flick it in the outside butt can without using her hands. I had to put it in her mouth and light it for her, though. Her outlook on life was fucking amazing.
* drove all over South Jersey in an attempt to buy the director's cut of Land of the Dead, which came out yesterday. Target in Voorhees didn't have it. Target in Deptford didn't have. Best Buy in Deptford didn't have it. And Blockbuster in Lawnside will never have it, ever. They won't be carrying any version of Land of the Dead, don't know why. I finally wound up finding it in the Tower Records in Cherry Hill. I also managed to buy four other movies, because they were all ten dollars a piece.
* had a piece of chocolate silk cake for lunch. Ay papi.
* did not shoot my brother in the head for leaving beer bottles all over the kitchen.

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[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Now, when you email me about jobs that you think may be my company, I can tell you: NO, I DO NOT WORK AT THAT PLACE OF BUSINESS, HOWEVER IT IS STILL SHADY AS ALL GET OUT AND I RECOMMEND YOU DO NOT APPLY FOR A JOB THERE.