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thejunipertree ([personal profile] thejunipertree) wrote2003-04-10 12:43 am

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Go ahead.
Ask me anything.

I promise I'll answer.

*blink*

[identity profile] wemble.livejournal.com 2003-04-09 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*shakes the magic tara*

will i be rich one day?

Re: *blink*

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you promise to take care of me when I'm old. And make your children do it, too. Since I won't be having any children of my own. I think a life of "Crazy Auntie Tara who smells like bourbon" is a good one.

^_^

Re: *blink*

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2003-04-14 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
don't forget crazy auntie carrie who smells like otto's jacket.

Re: *blink*

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-14 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, of course!
We /are/ a package deal, after all.

^_^

[identity profile] neenerface.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Why do I only fuck emotional cripples?

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Emotionally crippled as in they feel no emotions? Or as in they have inappropriate emotions?

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-14 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been putting a lot of thought into this, which is why you haven't received a definitive answer as of yet.

I've gone through the barrage of emotional cripples, to the point where I've now basically become one of them. However, when I did it I was looking for safety.

If they didn't feel anything for me, then it couldn't possibly get /messy,/ right?

God, was I wrong.

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[identity profile] neenerface.livejournal.com 2003-04-15 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
That was the biggest mistake I ever made thinking it wouldn't get messy. I'm with you.

[identity profile] zentariana.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
why aren't you madly in love with me?

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Because you live on the other side of the country and I've had it with long distance relationships. ^_^

[identity profile] ferretboi.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
what is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?
(laden and unladen bearing a coconut)

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
You watch too much Monty Python, young man.

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[identity profile] ferretboi.livejournal.com 2003-04-11 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
well yes, there is no doubt about that. In fact, I'd say I may have watched too much in my misbegotten youth (taking great liberties with the definition of misbegotten) but I have seen nary an episode in far too long. I think it is time I take it upon my self to watch it again. Me and my dead Parrot doll my brother bought me his name is Geric... the g is silent. I have a liscense for him you know... :-)

[identity profile] bluemoonbaby.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
why does god kill babies? as snacks?

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
Because God knows that babies are inherantly evil and must be destroyed at all costs.

[identity profile] thebadandy.livejournal.com 2003-04-10 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

[identity profile] thebadandy.livejournal.com 2003-04-11 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Christopher Reeve after a house fire

Booyah!

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-14 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
This joke was a lot funnier when I couldn't remember all of it.

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2003-04-14 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god.

[identity profile] vivaemptiness.livejournal.com 2003-04-11 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
what does KMFDM stand for?

if i paint my ass black, will it be spooky?

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-13 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Kellogg's Makes Fucking Delicious Munchies.

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2003-04-11 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
i am brilliant. why am i forced to learn about clip art in class?

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-14 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Because there is no God!

[identity profile] hexennacht.livejournal.com 2003-04-11 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
why don't you know how to spell i n h e r e n t l y?

>:D

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-14 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
I've had 11 concussions and have done a LOT of drugs.
I can't be perfect ALL the time, yanno?!

(Anonymous) 2003-04-16 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF?! FFS, FSU?

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2003-04-17 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
STFU!