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[thejunipertree]

The funniest word in the entire English language is "shrubbery".

This is followed up closely by "wang", "spigot", "pussy foot", and "marmelade".

Say any of these words in conversation and watch me struggle to not bust up laughing.

hoom.


Now is the time on Sprockets when I hop up and down on my desk, shouting "motherfucker!motherfucker!motherfucker!motherfucker!"

Comments

[roguesquadron.livejournal.com]

I quite like "yurt" myself. It's too bad that it's almost impossible to work into a conversation.

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

So, I was hiding in the shrubbery, when I banged my wang on the spigot. I yelped, and my mother said, "stop pussy footing around! I just made some marmelade, now come eat!" She didn't care about my wang at all. Don't you hate when that happens?

By the way, Stellastarr* are charting on the XFM (UK radio station) listener-voted daily countdown, and they're on regular rotation. This makes me happy. It probably makes you happier.

[rachieo.livejournal.com]

I would like to add "ballpeen hammer"...BALLPEEN?!?!?!?! a;lksdfa;lsdkfj...totally one of my favorites.

never

[mriotnrrd.livejournal.com]

undermine the comedic effect of repeating the word "doily" to yourself over and over again.

Welcome to the town of Coxsackie!

[peet.livejournal.com]

There is a town in upstate NY called 'Coxsackie (http://www.coxsackie.org/)'.

I am glad that I don't live there -- they'd throw me into a padded cell from all the goddamn giggling and snickering whenever I had to say where I lived.

[(Anonymous)]

I've managed to do a new layout of the garden on the Wang computer. I can put the spigot behind the shrubbery. That pottery marmelade cat will have to move, though.

If we get started and don't pussy-foot around, we'll have it done by teatime.