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[thejunipertree]

The funniest word in the entire English language is "shrubbery".

This is followed up closely by "wang", "spigot", "pussy foot", and "marmelade".

Say any of these words in conversation and watch me struggle to not bust up laughing.

hoom.


Now is the time on Sprockets when I hop up and down on my desk, shouting "motherfucker!motherfucker!motherfucker!motherfucker!"

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[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

So, I was hiding in the shrubbery, when I banged my wang on the spigot. I yelped, and my mother said, "stop pussy footing around! I just made some marmelade, now come eat!" She didn't care about my wang at all. Don't you hate when that happens?

By the way, Stellastarr* are charting on the XFM (UK radio station) listener-voted daily countdown, and they're on regular rotation. This makes me happy. It probably makes you happier.