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[thejunipertree]

The funniest word in the entire English language is "shrubbery".

This is followed up closely by "wang", "spigot", "pussy foot", and "marmelade".

Say any of these words in conversation and watch me struggle to not bust up laughing.

hoom.


Now is the time on Sprockets when I hop up and down on my desk, shouting "motherfucker!motherfucker!motherfucker!motherfucker!"

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[(Anonymous)]

I've managed to do a new layout of the garden on the Wang computer. I can put the spigot behind the shrubbery. That pottery marmelade cat will have to move, though.

If we get started and don't pussy-foot around, we'll have it done by teatime.