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thejunipertree ([personal profile] thejunipertree) wrote2002-12-04 12:05 am

ridiculous.

Watching Jay Leno right now, something that I don't always do. But, the Wee Ninja was just here and we were watching the news and I left the television on after she left.

He's doing some sort of strange ask-the-people-on-the-street-very-simple-questions. And it is highly distressing to see what people say in response to them.

What countries make up Great Britain?

And some doofus replied, "England, Europe, and Spain."

What was Moby Dick?

A guy who killed a whale?
pffffft. Ignoramus.

What country do Welsh people come from?

England.

...

Of course! How silly of me to think otherwise.

I can not BELIEVE the stupidity of the common person on the street. Another girl was asked what countries are on either side of the United States and SHE HAD NO CLUE. But, she knew who Mary Kate and Ashley were!

It's disgusting. Pure and simple. I can't understand how these people survive in day to day with being so completely dim-headed. Now Howie Mandell is on the screen. And I'm about to launch my water bottle at the tv.

[identity profile] peet.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What was Moby Dick?

Come on, you don't even know who that is.

...

It's a porn star, Tara.

What country do Welsh people come from?

Ever think of, say, WELSHLAND?!?!??!!?!?!?
Girl, you just as thick as they are, yo, not even hearin bout WELSHLAND an shit. wtf.

You're as bad as they are! (And they still allow Howie Mandel on TV? I thought they banned his ass years ago.)

[identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
peet.

don't ever steal my material again. i'll come to your house in the middle of the night and boil your bunny.

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I am now officially ignoring the pair of you.

Officially.

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude!

Isn't that Peter Steele?

[identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I WILL KILL YOU!

[identity profile] peet.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I had no idea that you just posted about it, dildo.

And that 'boiling your bunny' bit sounds like you're flirting with me, eh.

[identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
i'd never flirt with teh likes of YUO!!1 you're going to let the she-beast suck your dick.

[identity profile] peet.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Never.
You are being totally retched and disgusting!
And you make infant Jesus cry!!

[identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com 2002-12-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
*sucking noises.*

[identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com 2002-12-04 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
wait. you call your thingy, your.. bunny?

[identity profile] zentariana.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
and yet people get upset when they read that the founding fathers said the common people wouldn't have a clue how to rule themselves.

i've seen those things before. it makes me ill. the level of ignorance in this country is just appauling. i sit here at home and wonder how on earth we're allowing all these things to happen to our country, and the real reason is that so few people have a clue about anything in the world that we as a country don't know anything. they did one of those just about our country and some people thought we had 48 or 52 states. we're ignorant. somehow, though, we beleive that we're obviously the best.

and uhm. it's england, scotland and ireland, right? i never know whether or not to count ireland, since i know a lot of irsh people who hate england ;)

and welsh people are from where the jelly is made. actually. you know. i don't know that one, either. dammit. these things always make me go look things up. i sit here saying they're ignorant and i don't know either. dammit.

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
and uhm. it's england, scotland and ireland, right?

Technically, only part of Ireland.
And Wales. Can't forget them. ;)

[identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
wales is where they named the whales aftar~!! but i believe it's called walesland, of the great walestropolis.

[identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Walesville.

All the whales down in Walesville.

...

This is starting to make my head go all hurty.

[identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
oh we wail for the whales down in walesville..!

[identity profile] sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com 2002-12-04 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
If you ever feel yourself developing too much faith in your fellow Americans, just watch the show "Street Smarts." This is a show that proves, three Americans at a time, how dumb the average person it.