ridiculous.

Dec. 4th, 2002 12:05 am
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Watching Jay Leno right now, something that I don't always do. But, the Wee Ninja was just here and we were watching the news and I left the television on after she left.

He's doing some sort of strange ask-the-people-on-the-street-very-simple-questions. And it is highly distressing to see what people say in response to them.

What countries make up Great Britain?

And some doofus replied, "England, Europe, and Spain."

What was Moby Dick?

A guy who killed a whale?
pffffft. Ignoramus.

What country do Welsh people come from?

England.

...

Of course! How silly of me to think otherwise.

I can not BELIEVE the stupidity of the common person on the street. Another girl was asked what countries are on either side of the United States and SHE HAD NO CLUE. But, she knew who Mary Kate and Ashley were!

It's disgusting. Pure and simple. I can't understand how these people survive in day to day with being so completely dim-headed. Now Howie Mandell is on the screen. And I'm about to launch my water bottle at the tv.

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Date: 2002-12-03 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peet.livejournal.com
What was Moby Dick?

Come on, you don't even know who that is.

...

It's a porn star, Tara.

What country do Welsh people come from?

Ever think of, say, WELSHLAND?!?!??!!?!?!?
Girl, you just as thick as they are, yo, not even hearin bout WELSHLAND an shit. wtf.

You're as bad as they are! (And they still allow Howie Mandel on TV? I thought they banned his ass years ago.)

(no subject)

Date: 2002-12-03 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com
peet.

don't ever steal my material again. i'll come to your house in the middle of the night and boil your bunny.

(no subject)

Date: 2002-12-03 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com
I am now officially ignoring the pair of you.

Officially.

(no subject)

Date: 2002-12-03 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peet.livejournal.com
I had no idea that you just posted about it, dildo.

And that 'boiling your bunny' bit sounds like you're flirting with me, eh.

(no subject)

Date: 2002-12-03 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com
i'd never flirt with teh likes of YUO!!1 you're going to let the she-beast suck your dick.

(no subject)

Date: 2002-12-03 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peet.livejournal.com
Never.
You are being totally retched and disgusting!
And you make infant Jesus cry!!

(no subject)

Date: 2002-12-04 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com
*sucking noises.*

(no subject)

Date: 2002-12-04 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com
wait. you call your thingy, your.. bunny?

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