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[thejunipertree]

Conversation between me and the Wee Ninja today, in the car on a Target tour:

me: I mean, could you even IMAGINE having Voltaire as your father?

her: I know I could call him Daddy...

In other news, I have decided that there is a conspiracy out there to give little kids all the fucking cool Halloween swag. We found a little hoodie jacket today, in the toddler's section. It was black and had SILVER BAT WINGS attached to the back of it. And little ears on the hood.

I kicked the rack of clothing and it almost came down on me.

Also, all the good t-shirts and boxer shorts and jackets were ALL in the children's section. This is just unacceptable, goddamnit.

Comments

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

oh, come on. you could totally sew your own silver batwings and shit, and staple 'em onto a black hoodie.

*nods*

[wemble.livejournal.com]

she's right, y'know. where's your motivation? you have sewing stuffs...