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thejunipertreeLying on the bed this morning with one my cats, Tinker.
I scoop my arms underneath of his fat, black body and turn him over on his back. Something I fully know he despises.
"You are completely in my power!"
MEOW!
"You are now my slave and will submit to my every whim!"
MEOW!
"You have no will other than my own!"
MEOW!
"Go get me a diet Coke, fat ass!"
His eyes narrow and his tail begins lashing back and forth, angrily. He reaches one paw to my face, which is hanging low over him, and ever-so-gently pulls my nosering out with one claw.
"You little bastard! That's the last time I ever try to hyponotize you!"
I scoop my arms underneath of his fat, black body and turn him over on his back. Something I fully know he despises.
"You are completely in my power!"
MEOW!
"You are now my slave and will submit to my every whim!"
MEOW!
"You have no will other than my own!"
MEOW!
"Go get me a diet Coke, fat ass!"
His eyes narrow and his tail begins lashing back and forth, angrily. He reaches one paw to my face, which is hanging low over him, and ever-so-gently pulls my nosering out with one claw.
"You little bastard! That's the last time I ever try to hyponotize you!"
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Date: 2004-05-04 10:31 pm (UTC)My cat is more about the verbal clues. Most of these are directed at me and contain the words fuck and you.
Your post made me laugh up a lung too btw :D
It's the Magpie Effect!
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Date: 2004-05-06 06:38 am (UTC)Just when I forgot about it - it's funny again.