Baby Goth Trash

Originally posted to aus.culture.gothic by Jai Cornes (Solitaire) in March
last year.

http://www.gothic.net.au/~solitaire/bgt.txt


Baby Goth Trash by Sir Mix a Shot (the Creeloo Dallas MuLtiflush remix)


(to Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot)


(Becky's friend)
Oh my god, Becky
Look at her hair.
It is so big.
She looks like one of those goth guy's girlfriends.
You know, who understands those goth guys?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, 'k?

I mean, her hair-
It's just so big.
I can't believe it's so boofy,
It's like out there.
I mean, gross.
Look- She's just so.. blah!

(Sir Mix-a-Shot)
I like baby goths and I can not lie.
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with a face like white paste
And a pentagram in your face,
You get sprung; wanna pull up tight
'Cause you notice that goth was stuffed
Deep in the PVC she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop swearing.

Oh, baby- I wanna get witcha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me,
But that ankh you got makes
(m-m-Me so horny!)

Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna ride on my pony?
You wanna use me? Use me.
'Cause you ain't that average gothbaby

I seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet
Got it goin' doin' the gawth two step.

I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' tan skins are the thing
Take the average goth man and ask him that-
She gotta pack much ankh.

So, fellas (Yeah)
Fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the ankh? (Hell yeah)
Tell her to fake it (Shake it)
Fake it (Shake it)
Fake that pasty look.

Baby goth Trash. (Abyss beauties with the Subculture floosies)
Baby goth trash. (Abyss beauties with the Subculture floosies)

I like 'em dumb and thick
And when I'm throwin' a stick
I just can't help myself
They're like an animal,
Now here's my scandal:

I wanna getcha home and (oooh!)
Double up (ooooer!)
I ain't talkin' 'bout your toy
'Cause silicone tarts are made for boys

I want 'em real slick and wiccan
So find that juicy wick
Mix-a-Shot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble, bubble, toil and trouble

So I'm lookin' at NIN videos
Knock-kneed Trent walkin' like a ho
You can have them himbos
I'll keep my girlies like somethign the cat dragged in

A word to the graveyard sistas
I wanna get witchen'
I won't hex or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I'm gay, I wanna (uh)
'Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on

A lotta goths won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather drink and play
'Cause I'm long, and I've got a bong
And I'm bound to get the freak show on

So babies (yeah)
Babies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll my joint for me? (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick your tongue out
Even raver boys got to shout

Baby goth trash
Baby goth trash

Yeah, baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection
36-24-36?
He he, only if she's in a corset"

So *your* girlfriend drives a Honda
Playin' handbag house I wonder
But Wanda ain't got a crystal in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you got drugs, hon

You can have some drink or drugs
But please don't lose that ankh
Some brothers wanna take that hard road
And say that the ankh ain't real silver

So they toss it
And leave it
And I'll pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're a freak
Well you just go and shriek
'Cause your brain is small and your boots are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' about lickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines-
You ain't it, Ms. Thing
Gimme a goth trash I can't resist her
Vodka and raspberry didn't miss her

Some bogan tried to diss
'Cause his scrag went and got pissed
They had sex and he liked to whip 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit' em

So gothboys if the trash is round
And you want a triple-ankh throw down
Dial 1-900-MIX-A-SHOT
And lick them nasty BGTs

Baby goth trash
Baby goth trash

Purple in the middle but she wears much black
Purple in the middle but she wears much black
Purple in the middle but she wears much black
Purple in the middle but she wears much black