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Jan. 29th, 2003 11:27 pmFor those of you playing along at home, Wemble is getting married in April. As she and I have been very close for 14 years, it was declared that I am to be QUEEN OF THE FUCKING BRIDEMAIDS GODDAMNIT!!! the maid of honour. The Wee Ninja is also in the bridal party, but as my second in commanda bridesmaid. The maid of honour's dubious honour is to plan the bridal shower. This is starting to drive me buggy. I invited the Wee Ninja over this evening to look at shower favours online.
Wackiness ensues.
to: Wemble
from: Wee Ninja and Tara
subject: the bridal party
Wee Ninja and I have conferred amongst ourselves and we have decided
that this:
http://www.weddingfavorites.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=wed&Product_Code=CGRCTR&Category_Code=BSILVER
is a very good idea for the gift you have to buy for each of the bridal
party. That's right. I said EACH of us. You can't get off with just
buying one present and making us share the fucking thing.
As you were.
~tara and the wee ninja
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to: wemble
from: wee ninja and Tara
subject: another bridal shower email
Okay, cool. Check this out. You'll like this.
The Wee Ninja and I continued our conference from earlier. And we
decided that the new theme of your bridal shower is CHINESE
RESTAURANT. We've also found favours to put at everybody's place
setting.
http://www.beau-coup.com/chinesetakeoutboxasian.htm
See. You can put a piece of General Tso's chicken in each one.
One piece in each one. Let's not get carried away and put too much
chicken in the favour.
We could also maybe do sweet and sour chicken or pork or something.
But, that might wind up getting too expensive.
For decorations, she and I could go to that place in Bellmawr. You
know, the one with the "sweet and sour chinken" sign? We could go to them
and steal their shit and hang it up somewhere. For decoration.
If we also manage to steal some menus, I could staple them to the walls
and it could very well wind up looking CLASSY AS SHIT.
And of course, we could just order chinese food for the food part
of the show.
So. What do you think? :D
~tara and the Wee Ninja
---
to: tara
from: Wemble
subject: re: another bridal shower email
i think i'm gonna kick BOTH your asses, yo!
~wemble
Wackiness ensues.
to: Wemble
from: Wee Ninja and Tara
subject: the bridal party
Wee Ninja and I have conferred amongst ourselves and we have decided
that this:
http://www.weddingfavorites.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=wed&Product_Code=CGRCTR&Category_Code=BSILVER
is a very good idea for the gift you have to buy for each of the bridal
party. That's right. I said EACH of us. You can't get off with just
buying one present and making us share the fucking thing.
As you were.
~tara and the wee ninja
----
to: wemble
from: wee ninja and Tara
subject: another bridal shower email
Okay, cool. Check this out. You'll like this.
The Wee Ninja and I continued our conference from earlier. And we
decided that the new theme of your bridal shower is CHINESE
RESTAURANT. We've also found favours to put at everybody's place
setting.
http://www.beau-coup.com/chinesetakeoutboxasian.htm
See. You can put a piece of General Tso's chicken in each one.
One piece in each one. Let's not get carried away and put too much
chicken in the favour.
We could also maybe do sweet and sour chicken or pork or something.
But, that might wind up getting too expensive.
For decorations, she and I could go to that place in Bellmawr. You
know, the one with the "sweet and sour chinken" sign? We could go to them
and steal their shit and hang it up somewhere. For decoration.
If we also manage to steal some menus, I could staple them to the walls
and it could very well wind up looking CLASSY AS SHIT.
And of course, we could just order chinese food for the food part
of the show.
So. What do you think? :D
~tara and the Wee Ninja
---
to: tara
from: Wemble
subject: re: another bridal shower email
i think i'm gonna kick BOTH your asses, yo!
~wemble
