I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!

I hate:

Heinlein.
Tolkien.
Legolas.
Blithering Legolas fangirls.
Not being able to find my ashtray.
Online people who are not British, but yet insist on using British slang.
Morrissey.
Blithering Morrissey fangirls.
Misuse of the English language (textspeak, simple ignorance of words, bad punctuation).
Gum snapping.
The term "moo-juice".
Lima beans.
Chick peas.
Being made to eat lima beans and chick peas when I was little.
People who proclaim themselves poets with every sentence from their mouth.
Bad poetry.
The mirrored bathroom at my office.
When my brother calls Aardie "Big Balls".
The term "toe tappin'".
Cutesy misspelling of words for no discernable reason other then to be cutesy.
When I misspell words.
Fluffy bunny Neo-Pagans who know not their ass from a hole in the ground.
Emo.
Emo fashion.
Indie rock fashion.
The Crow (comic and movies).
My left eye.
Reality TV.
Sitcoms.
People who assume I made the decision to pursue a career in mortuary science because of "Six Feet Under".
Alanis Morrissette.
Rush.
Type O Negative.
Beer.


hmmm. There's quite a bit more, but I'm exhausted.