heid. bucket. now!

In life, there is nothing I love more than buying things for people I love. Well, nothing that I can think of at the moment. Maybe bourbon, but it's a close race.

However, the thrill of this is quickly dampened by realising I am dangerously close to bouncing the hell out of my bank account if I don't knock it the fuck off.

I'm going to go stick my head in a bucket now.
Maybe hit the side of the bucket with a big stick a couple of times, just for good measure.

Back to knitting.