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Apparently, I have voicemail. It's on my phone at work. But, I've no idea how to retrieve said voicemail. My boss isn't here yet, so I'm guessing it's from her. hrrrm.

More later. I have lots to say.

eureka!

I have figured it out.

It involved pushing the little button which said "VM".

No, I am not terribly bright.

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Some people simply DO NOT understand.
Whether it's willful or accidential, I haven't worked out.

But, how exactly does one get through life when one is so painfully obtuse? I mean, really.

You could write a letter, tie it to a brick, and throw it through their front window. And they STILL wouldn't get it. It conmpletely amazes me, especially when said brick recipient is fairly intelligent.

I'm going to get a sock and fill it full of nickels. Then whenever someone I know gets stupid-headed, I'm going to whack the shit out of them with my nickel sock. Or should it be sock nickels? I haven't decided yet.

That'll show them.

That'll show them ALL.