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Simon is one bad rat.

He's also gotten a bit...errrr, hefty.

( Not only that, but he rarely sits still for photos. )

WEE NINJA!

Please to be coming over to my side of the bridge Saturday night for a sleepover with Thee Pumpkin Girl and I.
If you do not come, I will sulk in a very unbecoming manner.




And probably crank call your cell phone.
A lot.

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For bukyou:

I know you secretly wrote this letter.

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[Poll #475710]

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Five Three abortionists walk into a bar.

Four drinks later and a giggling drive home, my voice is almost shot from whiskey, far too many cigarettes, and attempting to shout to my co-workers over a rather mediocre guitar player who told us he didn't know any Pogues. The guy asked for requests, we obliged. It's not our freaking fault he's no taste in music!

grrrraawr!

Man, my voice is broken. I'm all scratchy and growly.




He also wouldn't play War Pigs.
Fucker.