Mar. 19th, 2007

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me: I would LOVE to have a backpack of molotov cocktails. That would be awesome. That would be the BEST.

Mister Kyle: Dear Jesus, thank you for not letting Tara have a backpack of molotov cocktails. Love, Kyle.

The Engineer: Amen.

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hrmph.

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Conversation with Joanna just now, on the phone:

me: Hey. I've got a question for you.

her: Ok, shoot.

me: Would it be a good or bad idea if-

her: No. NO.

me: What? I didn't even finish what I was saying.

her: If you have to ask me if it's a good or bad idea, then that means it's automatically a bad idea.

me: Goddamnit.

her: So, what's the question?

me: Is it a good or bad idea for me to have a backpack of molotov cocktails?

her: WHAT? NO. WHO'S GOING TO GIVE YOU THAT?!

me: hee.

her: It is a stupendously bad idea. You'd see something shiny, forget you had a backpack of molotov cocktails, then light a cigarette. Bad idea. BAD IDEA.

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