cryptic work rant

rrrrrr.

When I tell you, someone who has many different pieces of paper that claim you are smarter than me, that if you do not do [Specific Action] in [Specified Time Frame], then do not come crying to me when [Predicted Consquence] happens. You simpering, fudgeknuckled buffoon.

P.S.
Do you understand what the words "shareholder" and "owner" actually mean? You don't, do you?

P.P.S.
And stop speaking in a condescending manner to me. I'm smarter than you'll ever fucking know.