tara-1, Stress Management professor-0

hee.

Class tonight; I missed last week's because I had to study for my Human Biology exam.

The professor comes in and immediately glares at me from over his glasses. I sit there, looking innocent. This is a skill I am highly accomplished at.

He starts pointing his finger at me. "You. You. You."

"Me? What?"

"I went home from class that night and asked my wife. About that word."

"I went home from class that night and checked my dictionary!"

"You were right."

"I know. I told you."

He flipped me the bird and I cracked up laughing. Later on in the class, he called me a smartass.

I'm still giggling.