Adventures in spam

This, hands down, is the best unsolicited email I've ever received:

Him and examined them. To the inside o! One of queer hat
with green ribbons. I told the doctor man, seemed determined
to have his time to himself: so we could neither of us pretend
to a very deep call the devil's lead how was that?' 'weel,'
said.

It's subject line was "Calif. pol says gas prizes could help fuel lottery" and it came from Corid Holcroft.

Well, Mr./Ms. Holcroft, I salute you. YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS.