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[thejunipertree]

Why yes, Ms. Maguire. Your mother is undoubtedly eligible for Medicaid. However, once she starts to receive it, we're going to want that Social Security Disability benefit she receives every month.

Yes, all of it.

Well. Except for thirty five dollars. You can keep that for 'personal expenses'.


I only wish I was joking.





Dear God,
hope you got the letter
and I pray you can make
it better down here.