love, thy name is L'Oreal

[thejunipertree]

Dear L'Oreal,

How is it that my eyebrows, coaxed into perfect arches with your Le Kohl eyeliner (in onyx), manage to not only stay on during a knife fight, but also through-out the subsequent all-night-hanging-out-at-the-police-station? Your product is truly amazing and I have been singing its praises to everyone who will listen.

Never in my life have I experienced such staying power, not even with MAC. Your product is truly superior.

Your humble servant,

tara

P.S.
Don't get too cocky.
I still plan on using MAC for everything else.

Comments

[rhiann31.livejournal.com]

heh. good to know...

[biggerstaff.livejournal.com]

Haha, awesome!

[babyraven.livejournal.com]

Knife fight? Police station? WTF did I miss?

jocular t-shirt predicts future of ass-kickings

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

Oh g0d, I'd forgotten about the eyeliner. Remind me to ask you to do my roots for me. It is totally a business opportunity, I just hate the salon.

[vivaemptiness.livejournal.com]

yay, a good smelling package arrived for me today! thank you for the goodies :D