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[thejunipertree]

Dear Emperor Nympho,

While you know there is nothing I enjoy more than cleaning up your vomit, could you possibly try to not do it as much? Seriously. This twice a day shit has really got to stop. And if you can't manage to stop puking, could you maybe try to not do it on the carpet so much? I rent this place and as you well know, rentals generally come with light tan carpeting.

Why? I've no earthly fucking idea, but the point of the matter is that cleaning orange cat hork out of a beige carpet is an exercise in hellish futility.

Love,
tara

P.S.
Is this about me standing over you and making loud hurling noises while you're throwing up? Because if it is, I can stop that, you know. I scratch your back, you don't throw up all over the rug. Are we cool?

Comments

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

There's some stuff they sell at pet shops called Nature's Miracle which is really, really good for cat puke.

Maybe you can get some, since they never seem to listen to the pleading.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, Nature's Miracle and I are on very good terms. I am so enamoured with Nature's Miracle, I may even ask it to attend the prom with me.

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

Wow, I wonder if that means I will have a brief, fucked up romance with Nature's Miracle one day. ^_^

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

You know, I actually had to read and re-read your reply to me several times before your meaning sunk in. ;)

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

I'm good like that, yo. :)

I still find that to be one of the strangest moments of my life, linking the story you told me years prior with my predicament of that moment.

Would you rather...

[willy-mags.livejournal.com]

...clean the carpet or scrub your back. Tonya's had the priveledge of waking up with dried cat vomit on her bare back. mm-mm-mmmm. I think the cats consider it a token of affection to be sharedwith us. I especially feel loved when they don't even give the food time to digest. It brings a tear to my eye it does.